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Elevator to the Land of Nod

Because of the spectacular success of Stairway to Hell which has now sold more than 3 million copies, mostly to Henley-on-Thames, New York and Bosnia, Valerie Mendes has agreed to release its fascinating page-turning sequel, way ahead of schedule. She always enjoys being ahead of the game, particularly tennis.

Elevator to the Land of Nod takes us in one quantum leap to the  future life of the beautiful old Oxfordshire town of Woodstock, and what it will be like exactly ten years from today, on 22 September 2036.

After three action-packed weeks of detailed and immaculate research, Valerie can now reveal intimate plans lying in wait for residents and tourists alike, particularly those living in grace and favour cottages within the borders of Blenheim’s marvellous gardens.

In allowing this sequel to be published on Boxing Day 2026, Valerie is fully aware of her growing reputation as an international voice in the wilderness of world politics. Every word she writes is poured over and analysed in the Great Houses of England, Scotland and Wales, especially over enormous gins and tonics at the end of an exhausting day playing bridge. Or tennis.

Stairway to Hell

Local politics is often a nightmare. We can fight our particular corner for years on end, spending time, money and useless patience on our particular cause to no avail.

As a fulltime novelist and poet, I need to guard my time and energy which can quickly dissipate on other things rather than my work. I am my own demanding boss and there are only so many waking hours when my creative energy is clean and fresh.

But the threat of our Woodstock Post Office being closed for good pushed me into my own very special action. I decided to write a short novel, to be published over Christmas 2026 by VMBooks.

And here it is.

I Spy with My Little Eye

At the start of this long hot summer I decided to take a Sabbatical. I began by throwing a party at The Back Lane Tavern in Woodstock to celebrate having lived in my beautiful cottage for ten years. The event was a huge success. At the party, travelling all the way from Edgeware, were Staff from my beloved School, North London Collegiate.

One week later, now nursing a very sore left wrist after a Carpal Tunnel Syndrome operation, thanks to the brilliant Mr Chris Little at The Manor Hospital in Oxford and his equally brilliant Private Secretary Angie Cox, and feeling terribly sorry for myself, the telephone rang. It was the marvellous Sonal Dhadphale, Head of Alumnae and Supporter Relations, from NLCS.

Up to her eyes in work, she asked me not only to visit the School on Tuesday 4 May 2027 to talk to parents and students alike, but to write an article for her magazine under the theme of AMPLIFY.

In the twinkling of an eye, my pain vanished. The journalist in me emerged fully formed and rearing to go.

‘Could I possibly have it by next Friday?’ Sonal asked.

‘You can have it tonight,’ I said.

Two hours later, I had written it, printed it out, edited it, checked it and sent it down the extraordinary line which marks our magical world of high tech miracles.

And here it is.